Forget You’re Hoosiers

I tell my high school English students that there are some circumstances in life that come along and one piece of advice will go a long way.  Act like you’ve been there before.

Tough spots are tough spots.  You know the old saying.  When the going gets tough, the tough get going.

You will be hard-pressed to find a football man who is a more ardent supporter of the Indiana Hoosiers Football Team and Coach Tom Allen than yours truly.

I am a football man.  I have seen 72 of the FBS schools play in person in my day.  I am a football man.  Have attended games at SEC, Big Ten, C-USA, PAC-12, MAC, and ACC stadiums and let’s not leave out Notre Dame Stadium.  I am a football man.  I have never seen a game in Assembly Hall. We could keep going.

After Indiana’s 23-3 loss to Ohio State in the season opener, I thought I was going to implode in Section 9 of Memorial Stadium in Bloomington.  The score was 7-3 with just a few minutes left to go in the first half and the Hoosiers had the ball looking to add more points.  They failed miserably.  The didn’t act like they had been there before.  When your best running play of the day goes for 13 yards against a stout defense, you run it again.  The Hoosiers did not run it again.  When you are apparently playing for a first down with time to spare on a clock you want to see run out of time, you milk the play clock.  The Hoosiers did not milk the play clock.  When you run three running plays and find yourself at 4th and three on the opponents’ 40 with less than two minutes left in the half, you don’t gamble with a passing game that can’t get out its own way.  The Hoosiers gambled with a passing game that couldn’t get out of its own way.  When you just denied a pass to the best receiver in the country, you don’t act like Braveheart and hoist an imaginary sword and act like you are forcefully returning it to its scabbard and draw a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty.  The Hoosiers acted like Braveheart and drew a 15 yard unsportsmanlike penalty at the worst possible time.

All of this nonsense took place in the space of a few minutes when the Hoosiers decided we must not belong here.  Playing Ohio State, the Hoosiers were at home and still acting like they had never been there before.  I think I believed more in the team than they believed in themselves.

Living in an Indiana county that borders the Ohio River and whose southern tip sits 14 miles from Louisville, you better know I have heard from Louisville fans leading up to Saturday’s Indiana-Louisville game at Lucas Oli Stadium in Indianapolis.  Some Cards fans have been gracious.  Some have thought they were being gracious by saying Indiana might give Louisville a good game.  Others have poo-pooed the Hoosiers with vehemence.

Seeing how Indiana Football acted on their own home turf against Ohio State with a chance to make something happen only to pee down their leg, I’m not sure who is right.

My advice to the Indiana Football team before the U of L game is go be football players.  Don’t be Hoosiers.  Be football players and ACT LIKE YOU’VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!  Do that and you will find your way back home again.

And tell Braveheart not to bring his sword.

 

Speaking the rights.

Danny Johnson

 

 

 

 

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