Just finished up dinner. If you can call a salad with grilled chicken on it dinner. It was by choice. I should not complain. Shame on me.
I am sitting on the back porch with my dear wife, Carrie, right now. It is a cool evening by Southern Indiana summer standards. We’ll take it.
If anyone ever needed a salad for dinner, I am the subject. Carrie and I just got back from a nice vacation to the Northeast. I managed to eat too much. This too was by choice. I have a weakness when it comes to lobster rolls, ice cream, hamburgers, onion rings, more ice cream, and just about anything else that does not fall into the category of most of what I eat at home on a regular basis. I hereby qualify: I am a fortunate man to have any of what I get to eat. I realize that. I also realize that if we went on another vacation this summer I would be in serious danger of walking across the kitchen floor to grab a piece of healthy fruit…I would probably have to sit down and rest halfway across the kitchen floor.
Instead, I walked today. And I walked and I walked and I walked some more. In fact I walked 8 miles in short order. I did my walking around the campus of North Harrison Schools. It was peaceful there today. There were very few folks around at all. This is strange because, like so many schools with many activities year-round, North Harrison resembles an ant hill most of the time. What is going on is a moratorium on athletic activity this week as handed down in an edict from the Indiana High School Athletic Association. Give them all a week off, for goodness sake, says the IHSAA. So there I was walking around an empty campus. It was actually kind of nice. I did run into a couple of young chaps I will get to know much better as the school year progresses. I will be their assigned school counselor. I told the pair I am very much looking forward to working with them.
Much of the morning today was a few telephone calls and a subsequent visit per the phone calls to the local body shop to get an estimate on some damage that was done to our vehicle some nine or ten days ago. It was about 1 o’clock in the morning on June 20th in the middle of NOWHERE in upstate New York. That night Carrie and I drove from the place we were staying in western Massachusetts up to Saratoga Springs, New York to see a “Train” (that is the name of the group) concert. The show was great by the way. A guy named Matthew Nathanson played first and then The Fray came on after him and before Train. All told we hear about 40 songs. The whole thing was quite impressive.
The Saratoga Performing Arts Center…or “SPAC” as they like to say it on the radio. That annoyingly rhymes with smack, by the way…as in I’d like to smack the guy who keeps saying SPAC in that annoying Yankeefied accent.
To sway from the point for just a moment. I call out the Yankee accent only because on SEVERAL occasions during our trip Carrie and I were both complimented on our Southern accents. Mine hails from being born to Mississippi-born parents. Carrie has a kind, smooth voice that has hung around me too long and therefore accentuates a few vowels with some extra vigor now and again. Here’s the thing: in all my travels and I have been to every state East of the Mississippi river, save Rhode Island, and at least eight states West of the big river…I have yet to hear a compliment someone with a Northern accent.
Anyway after the concert, on the way back to the place we were staying, I struck one of New York’s finest specimen of white tail deer. How we did so little damage to the car I will never know. This deer did the honorable thing and ducked about the time we made major grill to head contact. It still felt as if we made some serious contact and I was certain the grill of our Ford Edge was in twelve pieces. Somehow it maintained its shape in one reasonable piece with the exception of one corner being tweaked and, as I found out today, one of the headlights was cracked. Still, it was a miracle. The deer did not, however, avoid making solid contact with all four of the vehicles tires. For a moment there it was like we had gone off road four-wheeling as we bounced up and down as we cleared the animal. I was stunned by the events. My dear Carrie was speechless. Neither of us could believe what just happened.
Now…I did not want to stop the car. I just wanted to keep on going. Something told me the right thing to do was to inspect the damage to know what I was up against. But where in the heck do I pullover? A driveway in front of someone’s house? No way! Remember, this is New York and a couple bad guys are still on the loose and I for one did not want to get shot at. We came upon a driveway that was long. No house in sight. I pulled in, got out of the car, stayed low, and inspected the damage. At that point I knew if I could get the car back on the road without creating an incident that would be talked about for hours on CNN, we would be okay. We were. That is why I can sit here today and share this with you as I…
Speak the Rights.
Danny Johnson